
so i called my boyfriend an assface.
''Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say, in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work.'' —Peter
really heidi? i really don't think duct tape counts as shoes
and to do it again seven days later is just salt on the wound...
i love this. how sweet would it be to have this at your wedding. two (because i like symmetry) perhaps gracing the entrance to the chapel? the reception? each paper inscribed with something symbolic to the two of you.
anyone throwing up yet?
this lovely lady can make you one for pretty cheap. but i think it would be sweeter to do it yourself. ambitious. yes. but they didn't call me "snippits" growing up for nothing.
it is a sad day in the tout house. just confirmed is the discontinument (new word alert) of my beloved clif lemon poppyseed bar. no, we never went rock climbing together like they cheerfully suggested. but we did have a grand time getting through late night study sessions, hypoglycemic episodes while shopping and traffic jams. your cousin black cherry almond is pretty awesome, but you'll always be my fav.goodbye dear friend.